So we learned a few good things going out of town this weekend. First, kids, when "y'all" are driving down the middle of the busy 610 loop, even though you ask your mom 10 times for a _____ (you can fill in the blank), she still might not have heard you. Please don't grab her purse to get one yourself. First, it might give your mom a heart attack to see something flying by out of the corner of her eye. Second, one of the purse handles might be hooked on the gear shifter (is there a correct term for that piece of equipment?) and when you grab it, it might put the car into Neutral making your mom have a second "coronary" because all-of-a-sudden, the car won't go when she is pushing on the gas (remember the part about being in the middle of traffic on a busy freeway?) and she can't figure out why.
Second, we won't name any names, but when we are traveling along and see a really interesting car that has religious statues glued all over it, please slow way down (yes, that means breaking off the cruise control) to let the car pass you (even it if is going 45 mph on a highway) if your wife asks you to. She wanted to pay attention to it, but she thought she had enough time to pass a banana to the kids and then get a good look. She didn't know that in the 3 seconds she turned away, that it would go from being a good 50 feet in front of us to eating our dust.
Third, no matter how much preparation you do to ensure that the 64 cupcakes you are taking with you to San Antonio are cool and well packed for the trip, make sure that when you put them in the car (again, we won't mention names) they are in a place that 1) is completely horizontal and stable with no chance to topple or slide and 2) the AC can reach them:
Before

After
Fourth, if you go to see Shamu at Sea World and sit in a bench marked Splash Zone, no matter how far up you are, expect to get wet.
Fifth, kids, please listen to your parents when they ask you not to wear flip flops with rubber between your toes. They really will give you blisters! And dads back can't handle shlepping you around all day. Parents, maybe deciding spur-of-the-moment to go to a theme park all day because it's "pretty much on the way home" might not be the best idea. Also, don't forget to put sunscreen on your part (if you have one) in your hair, or wear a hat.

And finally, before you go out of town, you all know to check lights and door locks etc. but make sure all hoses are turned off outside. The local wildlife might think there is a new lagoon on the block and stay at your house for days wondering where their new habitat went. Sorry, no pictures of the flooding. Let's just say emotions were running a little high wondering what our water bill is going to be next month, and today, thankfully all the puddles are gone.
