I have been thinking lately how grateful I am for a lot of things. I am really glad to live in a day where you can have an organ taken out in about an hour and go home that same day. When my mom had her gall bladder out, they sliced her from "stem to stern" and was in the hospital for 5 days. When my grandma had hers out a few years ago, she had the latest laprascopic or "closed" surgery. They made 4 little incisions to have it taken out. My surgeon does a procedure where he makes only one incision, right around the belly button to get the deed done. I also got glued (or as I like to call it, shellaced) shut. Amazing! I am grateful for pain medicine - no need to say more. I am also really glad for the things of the earth that God made for us like aloe to aid in healing and natural essential oils for healing, soothing heartburn and other such things.
Now that my shellac is off, I am not so happy. I know this is petty. I know this is so small in comparison to basically everything else, but I gotta get it out. I thought maybe the misshapeness of my stomach was due to the way they shellaced me shut. I have never been a bikini wearer, and I wasn't planning on it after this. The surgeon even said it was more like plastic surgery this way instead of having a scar over the gallbladder for everyone to see and I said, the only one that will ever see it is Jon. My beef is this: I already have so many issues with my stomach that I don't need or want one more! I had 2 big babies that stretched my stomach to the point of separating my stomach muscles so that a rift the size and depth of the Grand Canyon exists. I got stretch marks from "stem to stern". Those 2 babies (that I LOVE dearly) also gave me 2 C-section scars. I have come to terms that I will never have a naturally flat stomach again, and I can live with that. Those scars are below my waist line and don't interfere much. But now! I have gathers and tucks and puckers where there weren't any before. It looks like they took the pudge around my belly button, turned it a quarter turn, and then had Collin sew it up . . . blind folded. Darn that modern medicine! And I know you really want to see pictures of my stomach, but I am sorry to disappoint you.
Ok. I am done with my complaining. I promise.